The "I Believe" Game

Here's a forum game I've started on a few different sites that I believe deserves a place here. Here's how it works: Start a sentence with "I believe", and finish with basically anything you can think of. From truthful to wacky, be as imaginative as you please. I'll start:

I believe that Nashville character Juliette Barnes ought to have a Baskin Robbins ice cream flavor named after her.

I believe that trees can eat people.

I believe that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process.

I believe that spammers should be thrown in a state prison

I believe that ignorance of the law is no excuse for some actions, and I'm quoting a quoting of a New York City judge on this one.

I believe that facts do not cease to exist because they are often ignored.

I believe that this site will get more users if we make it more active

I believe you show me a kid singing along with "Run To The Hills" and getting every word right, and I'll show you the next Bruce Dickinson.

I believe that the sky is falling

I believe that sometimes you've gotta wreck the car to get the insurance money to make the car payment.

I believe that proboards sucks

I believe that proboards is going to fail in 2015

I believe that Proboards combining existing accounts for each of their sites was a boneheaded move beyond belief. Especially since I can't access one of their sites that I was a member of before said measure took effect.

I believe and hope that proboards will get sued

I believe that a ban until Feb. 07 2106 is a little harsh. That's 93 years. XP

I believe I will now stop complaining about Proboards for now, and enjoy one of these: [link removed]
Only difference, I'm not sad.

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